>be in underwear

>be taking trash out

>get whistled at by older man

>tfw

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tfw when you almost kill an old lady and wreck your car and need to get a job to pay for all the damages

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ghettoscenequeen:

people who constantly complain that they can’t lose weight but never diet or exercise

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aw
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  • average looking guy: hello beautiful I just wanted to say that to me you are perfect I love your smile and your cute laugh and everything about you I would be so lucky to have a chance with a girl like you
  • girl: thanks but I don't feel the same
  • attractive guy: hey
  • girl: oh my god I love you please like me back dear god almighty have a picture of my tits please  just give me your godly self I will do anythin

dat empty feeling

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